I couldn't agree more. I felt like I've needed to do something to get a blog for years, but never did it because of that very same fucking reason. BTW, the first evar youtube flick thing was a h00t. The vape-trailer is making a re-appearance at x-day this yeehere. I'm going all out, pro grade sound system, 5kw generator, and trying to get fucking sexmortus to bring his projector for flicks out in the woods. I'll bring the big bottle of Vodka and save you the trouble. I think I'll arrive on like monday, and leave on saturday, no more of this fucking 2 day buillshit.

Hope the spawn is doing well, mine are fresh, just like their daddy. Tell Hal if he needs some help with airfare to send me an email.
--Rev. Chrismok
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[finishes laughing and wipes eyes] I don't know why, but this totally got me. I mean, you've had one singular post and you're already sick of it... I don't know why I thought that was so cool, but it was. Thanks! - Lord Cyclohexane

First off, is this blog rilly the only thing on your computer you feel this way about? The next time you get halfway through an "ART" or other project and start freaking out and hopping up and down because you don't know where to go next with it, just dump it here and forget about it--instant slack. Then, if someone wanders along and finishes it up for you, or even just says they like it, bonus slack.

And do you ever find somebody else's slack? Say, an obscure website where you could buy really cheap handmade dollhouses? And you save the link, even though neither you nor anyone you know gives a rat's ass about dollhouses, but maybe someday you'd meet someone who did, and boy, you'd be a HERO then? Blogs are THE way to purge THAT sort of garbage. Post it, and even though nine times out of ten you'll never get a single comment, you can still pretend that there's legions of readers who found your post and want to e-fellate you now.

Once you've run out of stuff on your pooter to post, just download GreatNews or some other RSS reader and subscribe to 237 feeds like I do. Use the "label this" feature (or equivalent) whenever you read something that strikes your fancy. When the amount of stuff labeled "blog" gets so huge it scares you, pick out some of the best and blog it. Then blithely throw the rest away and start over.

The secret to keeping a real journal is not that you should feel obligated to write something every day, but rather that should you put it down and forget about it for months or years, then find it again, you should totally feel free to pick it up and start writing again, just as though nothing ever happened. A blog is exactly the same. You should never blog an apology for not blogging enough. In fact, I recommend never apologizing for anything in your blog, for any reason, ever.

Looks like you're feed #238 now. So entertain me, or don't.
--Rev. Jellynail
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